You built that place singlehandedly while he was out at Four Hills, working on his bunker shot. Your friend Kim? A promising career, over and done with. What happens to your cronies in the mailroom? The assistants, paralegals, the janitorial staff? All of them out on the street. Chuck: My clients are out there in the cold! My cases are scattered to the winds, 126 people lose their jobs. In order to pay out my share, suppose my partners are forced to liquidate the firm. Chuck: Let's take this to its logical conclusion. Jimmy: Five hundred bucks? Cal: OW! What the hell, man?! Jimmy: Listen, Starlight Express, I’m gonna give you a 9.6 for technique, 0.0 for choice of victim! I’m a lawyer! Furthermore, does this steaming pile of crap scream payday to you, huh?! The only way that entire car is worth $500 is if there’s a $300 hooker sitting in it! Now, let’s talk about what you owe me for the windshield. What can I do to make it right? Cal: I don't know. Jimmy: Don't call the police! Lars: Don't call the cops? Jimmy: No! Lars: How are you gonna fix this? What are you gonna do to make things right? Jimmy: I don't know, fellas. Lars: Is it broken? You broke his leg! Why are you driving around and not lookin', driving around breaking people's legs! Jimmy: Okay, okay! Lars: Somebody call the cops! Jimmy: Don't–don't call the police! Don't call the police! Lars: Policia! I'll call them myself. It was an accident, he.he didn't mean to.
Lars: What did you do to my brother?! Why don't you look where you're going?! Jimmy: I was making a turn, he came outta nowhere! Lars: You freakin' hit him, man! You ran him over! You ran over my brother, I got the whole thing on video! Cal: Listen! It was an accident. Lars: Oh God, oh God, oh God! Oh my God, Cal! Cal! Look at me! Are you okay?! Say something! What did you do?! Jimmy: I. Hamlin, and I won't have it!! Howard: What can we do for you, Jimmy? Jimmy: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Hooray for you! Backing up! I have to back up! I need more stickers! Don’t have enough stickers! Thank you! Thank you, very nice! Jimmy: Employee of the Month over here! Yeaaah! Hooray! Give him a medal! Don’t do anything, fellas. Now you either pay the three dollars, or you go back inside and you get an additional sticker. And thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system. I’m validated for the entire day, okay? Five stickers, six stickers – I don’t know from stickers, because I was in that court back there saving people’s lives, so. Jimmy: Uh, I’m validated, see the stickers? Mike: Well, I see five stickers. Ladies and gentlemen, you're bigger than that. Call me crazy, but I don't think they deserve to have their bright futures ruined by a momentary, minute, never-to-be-repeated lapse of judgment. So, trespassing? That's a bit of a reach, don't you think, Dave? Here's what I know: These three young men, near honors students all, were feeling their oats one Saturday night, and they just went a little bananas. Spinowzo, the property owner, admitted to us that he keeps most portions of his business open to the public both day and night. Fact two: Now, the prosecution keeps bandying this term "criminal trespass." Mr. However, I would like you to remember two salient facts. And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are. And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!" Which brings us to these three.Now, these three knuckleheads. Me, personally, I.it.If I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was nineteen. But if you're being honest.I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped nineteen-year-old brain. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever. Uno Saul/Jimmy: Oh, to be nineteen again! You with me, ladies and gentlemen? Do you remember nineteen? Let me tell you, the juices are flowing.